coca-cola:

National Pet Day seems like a good day to play Laser Cats, until they invent National Laser Cat Day. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com

coca-cola:

National Pet Day seems like a good day to play Laser Cats, until they invent National Laser Cat Day. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

That’s kind of the point of both the hole and the name…

(via tru3col0urs)

Urgent security update

support:

Bad news: A major vulnerability has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr. Our team took immediate action to fix the issue, but you should still take some time to change your password, not only here but on any other sites you visit. 

You should also strongly consider enabling two-factor authentication. It’ll go a long way to ensure that no one besides you can access your account. Thanks, and take care.

kvltvr:

rabidusram:

baconshoppingcart:

ask-teenage-scootaloo:

pinkamea-and-frends:

ask-teenage-scootaloo:

storm-and-her-nightmare-family:

naskafterdark:

wolfspirals:

cindersk:

For those who are interested.

Hide your werewolf.

I think you mean UNLEASH your werewolf.  :V

yes!

WHAT STATE IS IT IN?!?!?!

All of them

ITS MY FIRST TIME SEEING ONE! 

I AM SO WATCHING THIS. SIGNAL BOOST THIS!! AND GET SOME SALT!!

That’s on my birthday :O

so people on the other side of earth wont see that. and you people will view our shadow, since you will too be in the shadow. im casting my shadow on you and other planets motherfuckers krrrkrrr mueehehe. :3 fuck you all

kvltvr:

rabidusram:

baconshoppingcart:

ask-teenage-scootaloo:

pinkamea-and-frends:

ask-teenage-scootaloo:

storm-and-her-nightmare-family:

naskafterdark:

wolfspirals:

cindersk:

For those who are interested.

Hide your werewolf.

I think you mean UNLEASH your werewolf.  :V

yes!

WHAT STATE IS IT IN?!?!?!

All of them

ITS MY FIRST TIME SEEING ONE! 

I AM SO WATCHING THIS. SIGNAL BOOST THIS!! AND GET SOME SALT!!

That’s on my birthday :O

so people on the other side of earth wont see that. and you people will view our shadow, since you will too be in the shadow. im casting my shadow on you and other planets motherfuckers krrrkrrr mueehehe. :3 fuck you all

(via indigogeneration)

Got arrested for the second time last night.

Now I have to pay for my own insurance, and I’m not allowed to drive it until I do. Just how in the fuck am I supposed to find a job to pay for this shit without my car? Thanks grams.

nipsynips:

so I just opened my dryer for the first time since Hurricane Sandy hit

and this came out
image
okay

My nigga, I have the same floor in my kitchen.

(via ryantheghost)


salem-bambi:

ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny:

-teesa-:

3.6.14

Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.

What the actual fuck

ooooooooogod

(via teenagerposts)

issybees:

This is your life there’s no way to run from it
The doubt in your brain or the pain in your stomach
I only have but one complaint at the moment
Don’t paint me black when I used to be golden

So many feels right now…especially with these particular words.